Friday, December 21, 2012

Jana Kramer Sells Nashville Bacherlorette Pad

SELLER: Jana Kramer
LOCATION: Nashville, TN
PRICE: $367,000
SIZE: 2,230 square feet, 3 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms

YOUR MAMAS NOTES: Word on the celebrity real estate street down in Nashville is that after only six or so months of courting, country music up and comers Jana Kramer and Brantely Gilbert have taken the property plunge and purchased a house where they live together in unmarried bliss.

Well, children, we don't know a damn thing about where the Kramer-Gilberts play house now but our entirely unscientific research online turned up evidence that Miss Kramer recently sold her East Nashville bachelorette pad for, according to online documentation, $367,000.

Thirty year old Miss Kramer is probably best known by t.v. watchers for her former role on One Tree Hill and tabloid readers for her one month marriage in 2009 to Christina Applegate's ex-husband, the much older model turned actor/writer/producer Johnathan Schaech (That Thing That You Do, Models Inc.). In all honesty, neither Your Mama nor The Doctor Cooter had previously heard of Mister Gilbert but a few minutes batting around on the interweb tells us he's a bearded and tatted-up country rock singer-songwriter type who opened for country music superstar Toby Keith's Live in Overdrive tour this year.

Property records indicate Miss Kramer acquired the house, located in the heart of the historic Lockeland Springs 'hood just just over the Cumberland River a couple miles east of downtown Nashville, in October 2010 for $317,000.

We're not sure who was responsible for the make over—could be Miss Kramer, could be a previous owner—but listing information from the time of the most recent sale shows the completely renovated, 2,230 square foot clapboard-sided 1925 country cottage was done up and did over with a classic white picket fence, a deep and neighborly front porch and an Old Timey wooden porch swing.

The front door opens directly into the living room that spans the full width of the house and has soaring pitched and vaulted ceilings, hardwood flooring installed at a 45-degree angle and an awkwardly situated off-center stacked stone fireplace. 

The hardwood floors extend back through a wide corridor to a lipstick red walled dining area that connects over a nipple height breakfast bar to a remodeled but very ho-hum kitchen with olive green painted cabinetry, budget-minded black appliances, mottled grey counter tops of unknown material and—inexplicably and regrettably—a peachy-beige mottled tile floor.

Listing information indicates there are a total of three bedrooms and three bathrooms plus a multi-purpose loft area that overlooks the living room. There are two master suites, according to listing information, one upstairs with a Home Depot grade private bathroom and the other downstairs. The third bedroom makes use of a hall bathroom.

The back of the house doesn't exactly open itself wide to the outdoors but there are a couple of doors that connect to a raised back deck that overlooks the petite and barely landscaped, low-maintenance backyard. At the rear of the property an electronically-controlled driveway gates, accessible by way of an alley, allows for private, secure and direct automobile access to the partially subterranean basement level single car garage. 

If Mister Gilbert currently owns or owned a home in the Nashville area Your Mama has yet to figure it out.

listing photos: Re/Max Carriage House

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry, but that white picket fence is so tacky and cliché.

Doug-G said...

I do love me some Nashville, but I think I'd rather be south of Nashville than east. Nice house and look how much more you get when compared to what Elvira paid in LA.

Anonymous said...

Kramer recently Tweeted that she just closed on a new property, so it is probably too recent to show up on public records quite yet, but should any day.

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Anonymous said...

Tacky & cliche? Best stay outta our neck of the woods there darlin'. We like it quaint and charming in these parts. Bless your heart.

White Picket Fences said...

Nice house and looks great!!!

White Picket Fences

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Anonymous said...

This broad has bigger issues than real estate. This is her THIRD marriage by the age of 30. Mental help needed.

Anonymous said...

True. Check out her Wiki page. Read that she tries to hide marriage #1.

1) Mike Gambino
2) John Scheach
3) Brantley Gilbert

It's obvious that she isn't that perfect sweet girl. Only someone with major issues marries three freakin times by age 30.

Not to mention that fake country accent. Thank god her 15 mins of semi-fame is almost up.

Anonymous said...

lol. amen.

country girl (: said...

for starters its a cute little house :)

secondly why y'all gotta be so mean? so what if the girl's been married more than twice before she hit 30; its her life not ours to judge.
That being said though; Im glad her and Brantley Gilbert called it off :D hes too good for her, even if he is a bad boy ;)

Anonymous said...

for those who went bankrupt when she married John- we salute your broken pocketbooks. she used the money for the house and other things. jeez...did not even give back the gifts and buys a house. talk about greedy. We here she always says she is broke, too. yeah. right.